A father sends their child to college, with an emergency backpack...
https://survivalcommonsense.com/pack-earthquake-kit-for-college-students/Sadly, the list of content does not include a filter for academic stupidity, but that is training which parents should have supplied to the child from birth... No need to be subtle about this, parents bear responsibility for the actions of their children.
Another emergency preparedness item is the selection of a college... Preferably not in California...
You can't be too safe with impressionable young minds these days... Evidence suggests they don't make wise choices until it is perhaps too late. Educate your children now, while you have the option.
Yes, I went through college, and it took me a decade to even realize that I might not have been told the whole truth... You may now make sounds of shock and awe, followed by as much laughter as needed.